The ISSM

[Kinghy]

BondCo Ltd.
Friends, allies, citizens of the galaxy, today marks a new era for the galaxy! Today, the Bond Corporation, Limited, is going to officially announce the project that will revolutionize galactic commerce! That's right folks... today marks the opening of the...

[glow=red,2,300]InterStellar Slave Market[/glow]
That's right folks, this BondCo managed station conveniently located in Neutral Space (right by the Imperium Draconix) can now meet all your slave needs. From the shrewd factory owner looking for a productivity advantage to the crazed Sheik seeking to make a heavenly harem right here in the Mortal Realm, the ISSM can provide for all your slave needs.
Not buying? Worry not, the ISSM also provides for all your slave selling needs! There are stalls for rent, hourly auctions at our 122 different auction blocks, even random slave draws for repeat customers! That's right folks, the ISSM has it all! Come on down today!

[hibernatingeek]

The Lycanthrope would be interested in this. we need large shipment of delicate humans for our resterants. clones are fine, but you just cant beet the naturally grown humans.

[Kinghy]

BondCo
Absolutely. This and other deals may be negotiated further in a more... private means of communication [read: PMs]. Anyone wishing to contribute to the funding of, or purchase store space in, the ISSM should make their inquiries within this venue.

[When I'm gone, who will notice]

Hive Mind

I'm interested in selling some "Slaves" of mine. I will also be sending some..permenant buyers there. They will handle all my buying needs, and if allowed will be shipped via our method. (Plant pods)

Our "Slaves" are incredibly loyal, almost as if they can't think for themselves. They excel at preventing natural disasters, like floods. (H2O Absorption) And best of all, there are great health benefits. Many of our costumers that were..Forced into trying some of these slaves came back with a new spirit, and a few new limbs. (Or vines rather)

[Kinghy]

BondCo
Sure, we'll rent you out some space. Anyone stupid enough to buy a Hive Mind monster as a slave deserve to be assimilated, say I. And that there's the basis of capitalism. Hooray!

[kaso]

(A notice written in Latin is left on the desk of the CEO)

Salvay, Brother.

May Janus bless your new venture into what is a familiar market for many. But take warning, for the Furies pray on those who don't remember their place.

Sincerly,
A Watchman of Heriarchy