Post by El Maxo on Oct 25, 2007 23:08:38 GMT -5
Dr. Frood laughed maniacally, relishing the completion of his prized invention.
"Finally! My worm hole generation machine is complete! Now, whenever a woman threatens to dump me again, I can threaten her right back with the destruction of the universe! Well, it will be the whole universe as soon as I get a hold of a better power source... afterall, the current crystal I'm using is so small it can only power the black whole for enough time to destroy Terra and, well, that's just not enough for my taste! Ahahaha!"
Later accounts would tell of Dr. Frood 'laughing and laughing', although many thought he was faking it.
Five weeks later...
"Dr. Frood, it's over between us! You're too... too...-"
"Too genius? Too mind-bendingly evil?"
"The evil. You're evil and all, but you're at the point where it's just plain silly. I like dating villains, but you're just a bit too ridiculous"
"I... no! You can't!"
"And just why not?" said the mad scientist's date as she stood up to leave, grabbing her coat off the back of chair.
"I'll... if you do, I'll destroy the world!"
"Sure you will. I'm going now"
"No, wait! I really will!"
"I know you will. Bye now"
"No! Please! I'll do it! I'll do it, my love, I really will! Don't go!" Dr. Frood leapt out of his chair and onto his knees, begging and pleading with her not to leave, so busy crying that he didn't even notice she had already left.
Later that night, within Dr. Frood's laboratory...
"Rotten woman! I'll show her! My device works perfectly, she'll see! They'll all see!" Dr. Frood raved all night like this, and never intended to set off his black-whole creating device. The only thing that would stop his frustrated ranting, however, was the spillage of his coffee cup, which was quite alarming to him. During his loud, frantic yelling, Dr. Frood flailed his arms and knocked over his beverage. To most, this would seem rather insignificant, however at the time it was quite frightening, especially to Dr. Frood.
For a few seconds, the evil doctor stood, frozen with fright, as he stared at the coffee creaking inside of the buttons and panels of his dooms-day device that he never intended to use.
Meanwhile, in outer space...
"Frank..."
"Yeah Joe?"
"I have something I wanna' tell you... it's kinda' important"
"Sure thing, Frank. Lay it on me"
"Well, we've been friends for a long time, and I've been thinking about the two of us. You know, how we hang out all the time and get along so well, and I was thinking that, maybe, well maybe there's something more, especially c'uz of the way I've been feeling about you lately. The truth is, Frank-"
"Whoa!" shouted Joe, who had been staring out the window this whole time, barely paying any attention to his compatriot who was about to profess his man-love, "Do you see that?"
"See what?"
"The Earth, it's... it's gone!"
Part II
"But... but Joe, that's... that's impossible!"
Joe glanced at where the Earth should be, only to see empty space.
"Quck! Frank, check the scanners!"
"Right! You come too, make sure I do it right!"
"You don't need my help, you can handle this on your own!"
"Oh, c'mon, just come with me!"
Bob, who had not said anything at all this whole time, watched as a sad and pathetic attempt for Joe to get Frank to come with him unfolded. Bob also reccounts that he felt that his time would be better spent checking the coordinates himself, only to confirm that Earth was not where it should be... he did, however, find that it was now located on the fair outskirts of the universe.
Earlier, one minute after the machine was activated...
"No! No, no, NO! This is not what my machine is supposed to do! This is not supposed to be what the inside of a blackhole is like!" Dr. Frood paced back at forth, questioning why he and his laboratory still existed. He would have checked the news, however his satelite T.V. and internet services were not working.
Dr. Frood's childish tantrum was soon interupted by a loud crash from above as numerous men dressed in black descended upon him. Each was holding a large, angry looking gun, and each was pointed at Dr. Frood, who was now on his knees, cowering, perhaps praying, perhaps whimpering like a dog.
"Frood, you are under arrest for throwing Earth into a blackhole!" said a man as he bonded Frood's hands together with a pair of laser-cuffs.
"What... what's going on? Why are we still here?" Frood managed, although his voice was rasp and chokey, as if he was about to cry.
"Our top scientists are working on it. The current theory is, however, that- wait, why am I telling you this?" The man speaking to Frood then proceeded to kick him in the stomach, then continued to speak, although louder now than before "Resisting arrest! Resisting arrest! Get him, men!"
Millions, perhaps billions, watched on in awe as the man who plunged their world into a dark hole got the crap beaten out of him on cable television. All cheered as the villain cried like a small girl, drops of blood being flung into the air.
Hundreds of thousands of years later, at a Nobel Peace Prize Awards Convention Awards Prize Giver-Outer Place thing...
"Fellow scientists, I come to you today with high hopes for our society. I have discovered the solution to safely get us out of this blackhole!"
The crowd cheered and all would recall as people flew around in their seats in joy and excitement, applauding and shooting lasers out of their eyes for fun.
"Now, who wants me to hit the button to make us all go home?" The entire auditorium filled with noise, and few were able to hear what the brilliant scientist who held in his hand their freedom said next, but all did hear the loud screech sound that sounded throughout the world as the entire planet was pulled out the side of the blackhole.
The Neo-New Terran Conglomerate
Located on Earth, primarily composed of super-powered capitolist humans
Overview
After the bumbling idiot Dr. Frood accidentally activated his blackhole spawning, Earth-destroying doomsday device, the planet Earth and all of its inhabitants were sucked into a blackhole. As far as the rest of the galaxy could tell, the Earth dissapeared for about one second and reappeared elsewhere. To the Terran's surprise, the inside of the blackhole was quite different from the matter-destroying vacuum they thought it was.
Scientists on Terra soon realized that within this blackhole time
was slowed down immensly and that escape would not be easy.
Over the course of many thousands of years, Terran technology advanced, as well as the human body. People began evolving, with the combined effects of time and gene-splicing cyber-enhancing technologies, resulting in a race of super-powered super people.
When the Earth came out of the blackhole, they found that only a mere second of galaxy time had passed and they were in quite a different area than where they started.
Anatomy & Culture
Think super-heroes in the future.
Government
The Earth, over the course of time, fell apart and split into numerous nations. That, however, is irrelevant, because before they came out of the black hole they united together once again under the rule of the world's best super-heroes, enacting a world-wide government system built upon the fundamental ideas of most super-hero organizations, known as Justice.
Justice
The governmental organization heading the NNTC is known only as Justice, which is comprised of seven of the world's top super-heroes/heroines.
Savior
Known only as Savior, the leader of Justice is nearly completely anonymous to the general public, and even the rest of Savior. His entire identity kept a secret, Savior speaks only through that of a ten year old child, claiming to be communicating telepathically.
Through the help of Savior and this child, known as Voice, numerous crimes have been stopped, military efforts completed flawlessly, and even scientific advances have been made.
Although the extent of his powers are largely unknown, it is believed that Savior has vast control over psionics and gazing into the future, although little has been confirmed.
Despite the mistrust generated by his complete anonymity, few can deny that he has been an enormous help to all of the world and that his integrity and genius are difficult to surpass, which is why Savior was granted the lead position of Justice.
Target
Target is one of the two protectors dedicated to the safety of Justice and has thwarted many an assassination attempt. With the ability to, literally, center gravity on himself and the ability to go incorporeal, Target has literally drawn many a killing blows right into himself, only for the attack to go right through him.
[To be continued, bitches!]
History
See above.
"Finally! My worm hole generation machine is complete! Now, whenever a woman threatens to dump me again, I can threaten her right back with the destruction of the universe! Well, it will be the whole universe as soon as I get a hold of a better power source... afterall, the current crystal I'm using is so small it can only power the black whole for enough time to destroy Terra and, well, that's just not enough for my taste! Ahahaha!"
Later accounts would tell of Dr. Frood 'laughing and laughing', although many thought he was faking it.
Five weeks later...
"Dr. Frood, it's over between us! You're too... too...-"
"Too genius? Too mind-bendingly evil?"
"The evil. You're evil and all, but you're at the point where it's just plain silly. I like dating villains, but you're just a bit too ridiculous"
"I... no! You can't!"
"And just why not?" said the mad scientist's date as she stood up to leave, grabbing her coat off the back of chair.
"I'll... if you do, I'll destroy the world!"
"Sure you will. I'm going now"
"No, wait! I really will!"
"I know you will. Bye now"
"No! Please! I'll do it! I'll do it, my love, I really will! Don't go!" Dr. Frood leapt out of his chair and onto his knees, begging and pleading with her not to leave, so busy crying that he didn't even notice she had already left.
Later that night, within Dr. Frood's laboratory...
"Rotten woman! I'll show her! My device works perfectly, she'll see! They'll all see!" Dr. Frood raved all night like this, and never intended to set off his black-whole creating device. The only thing that would stop his frustrated ranting, however, was the spillage of his coffee cup, which was quite alarming to him. During his loud, frantic yelling, Dr. Frood flailed his arms and knocked over his beverage. To most, this would seem rather insignificant, however at the time it was quite frightening, especially to Dr. Frood.
For a few seconds, the evil doctor stood, frozen with fright, as he stared at the coffee creaking inside of the buttons and panels of his dooms-day device that he never intended to use.
Meanwhile, in outer space...
"Frank..."
"Yeah Joe?"
"I have something I wanna' tell you... it's kinda' important"
"Sure thing, Frank. Lay it on me"
"Well, we've been friends for a long time, and I've been thinking about the two of us. You know, how we hang out all the time and get along so well, and I was thinking that, maybe, well maybe there's something more, especially c'uz of the way I've been feeling about you lately. The truth is, Frank-"
"Whoa!" shouted Joe, who had been staring out the window this whole time, barely paying any attention to his compatriot who was about to profess his man-love, "Do you see that?"
"See what?"
"The Earth, it's... it's gone!"
Part II
"But... but Joe, that's... that's impossible!"
Joe glanced at where the Earth should be, only to see empty space.
"Quck! Frank, check the scanners!"
"Right! You come too, make sure I do it right!"
"You don't need my help, you can handle this on your own!"
"Oh, c'mon, just come with me!"
Bob, who had not said anything at all this whole time, watched as a sad and pathetic attempt for Joe to get Frank to come with him unfolded. Bob also reccounts that he felt that his time would be better spent checking the coordinates himself, only to confirm that Earth was not where it should be... he did, however, find that it was now located on the fair outskirts of the universe.
Earlier, one minute after the machine was activated...
"No! No, no, NO! This is not what my machine is supposed to do! This is not supposed to be what the inside of a blackhole is like!" Dr. Frood paced back at forth, questioning why he and his laboratory still existed. He would have checked the news, however his satelite T.V. and internet services were not working.
Dr. Frood's childish tantrum was soon interupted by a loud crash from above as numerous men dressed in black descended upon him. Each was holding a large, angry looking gun, and each was pointed at Dr. Frood, who was now on his knees, cowering, perhaps praying, perhaps whimpering like a dog.
"Frood, you are under arrest for throwing Earth into a blackhole!" said a man as he bonded Frood's hands together with a pair of laser-cuffs.
"What... what's going on? Why are we still here?" Frood managed, although his voice was rasp and chokey, as if he was about to cry.
"Our top scientists are working on it. The current theory is, however, that- wait, why am I telling you this?" The man speaking to Frood then proceeded to kick him in the stomach, then continued to speak, although louder now than before "Resisting arrest! Resisting arrest! Get him, men!"
Millions, perhaps billions, watched on in awe as the man who plunged their world into a dark hole got the crap beaten out of him on cable television. All cheered as the villain cried like a small girl, drops of blood being flung into the air.
Hundreds of thousands of years later, at a Nobel Peace Prize Awards Convention Awards Prize Giver-Outer Place thing...
"Fellow scientists, I come to you today with high hopes for our society. I have discovered the solution to safely get us out of this blackhole!"
The crowd cheered and all would recall as people flew around in their seats in joy and excitement, applauding and shooting lasers out of their eyes for fun.
"Now, who wants me to hit the button to make us all go home?" The entire auditorium filled with noise, and few were able to hear what the brilliant scientist who held in his hand their freedom said next, but all did hear the loud screech sound that sounded throughout the world as the entire planet was pulled out the side of the blackhole.
The Neo-New Terran Conglomerate
Located on Earth, primarily composed of super-powered capitolist humans
Overview
After the bumbling idiot Dr. Frood accidentally activated his blackhole spawning, Earth-destroying doomsday device, the planet Earth and all of its inhabitants were sucked into a blackhole. As far as the rest of the galaxy could tell, the Earth dissapeared for about one second and reappeared elsewhere. To the Terran's surprise, the inside of the blackhole was quite different from the matter-destroying vacuum they thought it was.
Scientists on Terra soon realized that within this blackhole time
was slowed down immensly and that escape would not be easy.
Over the course of many thousands of years, Terran technology advanced, as well as the human body. People began evolving, with the combined effects of time and gene-splicing cyber-enhancing technologies, resulting in a race of super-powered super people.
When the Earth came out of the blackhole, they found that only a mere second of galaxy time had passed and they were in quite a different area than where they started.
Anatomy & Culture
Think super-heroes in the future.
Government
The Earth, over the course of time, fell apart and split into numerous nations. That, however, is irrelevant, because before they came out of the black hole they united together once again under the rule of the world's best super-heroes, enacting a world-wide government system built upon the fundamental ideas of most super-hero organizations, known as Justice.
Justice
The governmental organization heading the NNTC is known only as Justice, which is comprised of seven of the world's top super-heroes/heroines.
Savior
Known only as Savior, the leader of Justice is nearly completely anonymous to the general public, and even the rest of Savior. His entire identity kept a secret, Savior speaks only through that of a ten year old child, claiming to be communicating telepathically.
Through the help of Savior and this child, known as Voice, numerous crimes have been stopped, military efforts completed flawlessly, and even scientific advances have been made.
Although the extent of his powers are largely unknown, it is believed that Savior has vast control over psionics and gazing into the future, although little has been confirmed.
Despite the mistrust generated by his complete anonymity, few can deny that he has been an enormous help to all of the world and that his integrity and genius are difficult to surpass, which is why Savior was granted the lead position of Justice.
Target
Target is one of the two protectors dedicated to the safety of Justice and has thwarted many an assassination attempt. With the ability to, literally, center gravity on himself and the ability to go incorporeal, Target has literally drawn many a killing blows right into himself, only for the attack to go right through him.
[To be continued, bitches!]
History
See above.