Kavar Inc.

[hibernatingeek]

yes this is the Dark children calling for all races far and wide to come and witness the brand new Kavar items for sale!
-Kavar Bar[(ooc) added with nicotine]
- Kavar Sports Drinks, in all three flavors!(made from blood of kavar and bodily functions)
-Kavar Fur coats, for those cold evenings under the stars
- Kavar Hallucinogens(ground exo skeleton)
- kavar dolls(stuffed kavar)
- buy your very own Kavar!(a kavar that has all the dangerous parts sawed off, and has a squeaker placed in its voice box region, do it cannot talk)
- Kavar aphrodisiac(ground up Kavar eyes)
- Kavar dildo( Kavar claw glued together)
-Kavar sex toy(stuffed Kavar with is arms and legs chopped off, and it has a hole its stomach)

all this can be yours, just stop by your neighborhoods Kavar Inc. Shop!

[hibernatingeek]

btw- all of the pets are just mentaly retarded Kavar.

[El Maxo]

Oh... oh my god! You're a monster!

But, that doesn't change the fact that this is the work of a genius.

[hibernatingeek]

Kavar also came in many types of food.

[deathhawk235]

Conjure: We will be interested in buy some of this weaklings. But we will need them un processed. Com us later. We could have use for you.

Gailites: Were the hell is our money!!!

[hibernatingeek]

talk to me using PM. this is an OOC post.