UNIverse news

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Joe: Welcome back vetrens watchers of UNIverse new station. Were back and here to report on those daily happenings like deep space whales always fun. Lets not forget those cray Fijonians and there hover boards now eqquiped with solar ray catchers for more hover fun! Now to cindy with the latest update on our waffel houses (OOC:spelled incorrectly on purpose)!

Cindy: Thanks joe I'm here at the constuction site of one of our biggest projects yet a fijonian Waffel house. That's right with the biggest ship yard in the UNIverse yet it has an air dome the size of Neptune! (over exaggeration). If you come now you also get one of Fijonias complementary air fresheners smelling however you like over fifty diffrent smells. Remember Buy waffels! Back toyou Joe:

Joe: thank you Cindy. Well that concludes our report Thanks for watching and listening to UNIverse news. *news sound*

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(OOC: it doesn't matter that much, but would you mind changing the name of your news network? because i think a lot of nations would not like their entire galaxy covered by a national controlled news station. I dont care that much though, so whatever.)

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OOC: I don't care and also it's not covering the entire galaxy it's just the name (god...) "for god sake" lolz

IC:
Joe: It's cool it's back and it's better than ever before (if their was a before)! That's right the Fijonian waffel houses are up and running the biggest space staion in the galaxy at the moment.
Cindy: That's right Joe I'm standing here at the spaceport and it's the morining rush people going to work an all. Those Fijonians serving great food and now with the new drive through ther making 5 creditss of money every hour (OOC: Time verify and also creditss is spelled correctly and I am again assuming we have the Euro systemIC>>).
Joe: Thanks Cindy on a harder note it's seems that war has stuck a part of the galaxy we got to steve for that one steve...

Steve: that's right joe it's that ongoing war btween the light and dark children it's not preatty more on that later back to you joe

Joe: thanks steve on a worse note we have slave trade going on in the galaxy and buisness seems to be going well *scoffs* so fore that we go to cindy live Cindy?

Cindy: Thats right joe i'm here at one of the many selling places as you can see behind me there are some people crying and other sitting silent while they see people they've known for all their lives beign sold. It's a vulger buisness, but on one note It has reached the news ears that someone is planning to sabotage one of these auctions now we don't like war or fighting but this is the right thing to do. back to you steve

Steve: well that's all we have for today I'm steve *points*
and I'm cindy *points*
This is UNIverse News Network

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UNIverse news

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Joe: Welcome veiwers to the most awesome news network ever!! (cheers from the crowd) We are here today actually reporting the better news than that stupid hearld (laugh track). Now to say that the dark children have paid there debts and to live we go to cindy...
Cindy: Thanks joe i'm here on the planet of the dark children. Protected in a ship with sheilds so I don't die and it looks like there celebrating by pushing eachother. It also seems as though they've killed people (again) so they can pay.. Back to you joe.
Joe: Thanks Cindy we've just gotten word that a bomb has exploded killing many people it got there before they could figure out it was a bomb it seems as though a chunk of the planet has come off. The only reason they are celbrating is because of this bomb. *sigh* Well thats all the news except the current production of deals with Samorians about our embassy. Remember Fijoinia waffel houses are the best places to eat and this broadcast is made possible by them! thats all the news for today.

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OOC: I don't mind if you make joke about our news, but please spell the word correctly.

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OOC: did I not? guess not sorry bout that... I'll fix it
IC: UNIverse News

Joe: there's too much war going on today so we have decided to follow IGTO and posibbly get ourselves into the fray if the attack on the gallites continue we will be forced to take action.

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The Draconic News Network
{Between actual news segments, occasionally brief flashes of red text on a black screen reading 'Universe News Sucks' are shown}

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joe: At least spell it like UNIverse news gosh

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Joe: Our top story today the dancing bear and how it affects your mind but first we go to Cindy live at some talks...Cindy?
Cindy: thanks Joe I'm here at the surrender agreements and it looks more like threats than actual talks but who am I to judge we have the rest of the populace for that for the actual actual stuff we go to Steve...Steve?
Steve: Thanks Cindy I'm here on the home world and it looks to be in chaos I have to put on this special thermal suit just to survive. Lets talk to one of these people. Excuse me sir sir
Random ice thing: I'm not a sir I am female (OOC: do they have female people?) Steve:oh sorry, anyways will you surrender?
Random ice thing: no I will not they can take there talks and oh look is that a gun I mean yes I will surrender so I don't get shot by this thing behind me.

Steve: well there you have it back to you Cindy
Cindy: thanks Steve I'm now standing outside the hall because of asking why those were terms and many guns were pointed at me so back to you Joe:

Joe: Yes now the dancing bear seems to be like an addicting video game and now that the hologram company for television programs has put it on pay-per-view, people are paying mass amounts of money to watch it and nobody knows why in fact ratings for other programs are lower than ever including the big sitcom trading spouses, one mom bakes and the other is a pan fry what will happen I mean who doesn't watch it well that's all we have see you later.

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