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Post by kaso on Nov 4, 2007 23:08:30 GMT -5
( Flashy news graphic followed by awesome camera transitions eventually ends up focused on a slightly over weighed but still energetic Etruscan standing in front of a podium and a massive crowd.)
Herald: Greetings fellow citizens! I am Gaius Pullo, official herald for Res Publica.
Today, the Consuls and Senate together agreed to create more job opportunities for you all by selling of over 1.5 Billion slaves! This will mean-
(Herald is interrupted by a mob member): Cock is what that is! They're just trying to balance the books they are! Trying to pay for the troops to go on slaughterin' people all across the colonies!
(brief riot issues, the vocal plebe is no where to be seen)
Herald: This news reading brought to you by the Bakers Guild, true Etruscan Bread for True Etruscans!
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Post by kaso on Nov 8, 2007 16:33:31 GMT -5
(Usually flashy graphics required to trick you into wtaching the news)
Herald: Greetings fellow citizens! I am Gaius Pullo, official herald for Res Publica.
A war was narrowly avoided today (sighs of disappointment from the crowd) when the dark children actually paid there debts for once.
(crowd laughs)
A degree from the consuls and senate! ( the crowd goes quite) Due to a recent outburst of rebellion in the outer colonies, the reserves are being called up! ("Ah Dis") Check your local offices for the offical listings.
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Post by kaso on Nov 9, 2007 12:45:00 GMT -5
Herald: Due to wide spread war, the 1st and 7th fleets have been mobilized and are at their action stations.
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