The Samoerian News Network

[Kinghy]

THIS IS SNN
Anchor 1: Thanks, James. In headline news
[an extremely elaborate graphic flies by 'THREATS OF WAR']
Anchor 2: Dark Child-Gailite relations continue to worsen in the disastrous trade agreement known as 'Slaves-for-Goldgate 3019'.
Anchor 1: I hope they wipe each other out
Anchor 2: Indeed, Tom, indeed.
Anchor 1: In other news, Howyrd Zynn's 'A Peoples' History of the Felsworn' maintains its position at the top of the Samoerian National Bestseller's List, a position it has held for 6 months. It is also making a strong showing in international markets, except for within the Felsworn Empire where it has been banned. We go now to our Undercover Reporter Sean.

Sean: Thanks, Tom.
[Sean is standing in front of an obviously fake backdrop of the Felsworn capitol]
Sean: Things are pretty bad here. Crazed government Stormtroopers patrol the streets, burning books and hanging liberals from lampposts. I fear for my life, Tom. Oh no! Here they come!
[the feed goes off]

Anchor 1: Sean? SEAN?
Anchor 2: A tragic day for the free press
Anchor 1: The horror, the horror...

OOC: I'm well aware that government stormtroopers are not actually patrolling the street. SNN is famously unreliable.

[Kinghy]

THIS... IS SNN
Anchor 1: Thanks James, In headline news
[an extremely elaborate graphic flies by 'QUAGMIRE IN GAILIA'
Anchor 1: The crypto-fascist Samoerian Socialist Party has once again lead our nation into a pointless war. The nation of Gailia, well-known across the Galaxy as a cruel dictatorship, is being defended by OUR government, doing so in OUR name.
Anchor 2: Infuriating. To think that our government is supporting dictatorships throughout the Galaxy.
Anchor 1: Indeed. In other news, the Felsworn campaign of intimidation and oppression continues, with war looming on the horizon...

[bverd759]

the book hasn't been banned sam. Just thought i would state that incase you thought i did. Wasn't quite sure...

"Sean: Things are pretty bad here. Crazed government Stormtroopers patrol the streets, burning books and hanging liberals from lampposts. I fear for my life, Tom. Oh no! Here they come!"

lolz

"SNN is famously unreliable."

lol, how true.

[Kinghy]

OOC: If only you had read that "unreliable" part before posting the useless correction. I'm well aware it isn't banned.